Weirdness

squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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coolbloqqer:

the worst thing is when someone insults you and they’re right 

pastabot:

pastabot:

does anyone want a bff

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a BIG FUCKING FROG

kforshort:

spacetwinks:

[YOU HAVE BEEN GRACED WITH POWER OF CREATION IN THIS WORLD OF FANTASY AND MAGIC, BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS. WHAT WILL YOUR CHARACTER BE?]

Human Male, Warrior

[ARE YOU SERIOUS?]

Yes

[YOU BORING PIECE OF SHIT]

[FINE WHATEVER. NOW DESIGN YOUR CHARACTER.]

White, Thin But Fit Able Body

[I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING]

With a Scruffy Beard

[FUCK YOU]

andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair